Whole 30 – Day 1

12 hours in and I’m still going strong!  Don’t mean to brag but yeah, it’s true.  That’s a lie.  By 10am, I was asking myself why I am doing this.  The hubs’ birthday is tomorrow and I had bought some baked goods from a girl at work.  So all day long, I sat next to a pan of sugary delights.  Didn’t cry once.  Thank you. Thank you very much.

I had left in a rush this morning and…yep, forgot my lunch.  S, of course, was completely prepared with something right out of a Greek kitchen.  It looked delicious.  Lucky for me, my work has a cafeteria so I was able to run down and grab some roasted potatoes and roasted broccoli.  It sustained me for a few hours until my stomach started getting jiggy with it and I had to scarf down my little cup o’fruit I bought and then cracked open some pistachios.

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Surviving work time hours on a diet really isn’t my biggest hurdle.  It’s when I get home.  My little sanctuary awaited me.  I threw some steak tips in a skillet and sautéed some zucchini, carrots and broccoli and was a happy camper.  I’m also not feeling water.  I’ve drank a lot of water today but for my dinner I wanted something a little exciting so I broke out a can of LaCroix cranberry carbonated water (Whole 30 approved).  Now, I’ve not had sparkling water in a very long time and I’ll tell you why.  It tastes horrid.  It literally tastes like someone took a cup of salt water, put a cranberry in that cup and the cranberry farted and bam…bubbles and yuck.  But I drank it because I paid for it so I’m drinking it.  Gulp gulp cranberry fart water.

My exercise routine was cut out today because, well, I don’t want to do it.  It’s all my neighbors’ fault.  My neighbors on both sides of me decided to mow and well, I had to mow because if I don’t, people driving down the street are going to see a landscaped mohawk in our neighborhood all because I couldn’t get my ass out there to mow because I’m doing Whole 30 and am weak.  So I mowed, cooked dinner, chopped a crap ton of veggies, threw chicken in a crockpot, did dishes and drank sparkling cranberry fart water.  All in all, I’m doing great!

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